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Hey everyone sorry i have not updated in a long long time i've been very busy recently so lets start from here.

So yesterday i went to on a night out around manchester and it was an amazing night well after 1 hour and a half of being there because we had 2 people in our group who were utter twats one person thought he was tough and thought he was clever by smoking on the tram to manchester which was not because we nearly all got kicked off because of him and another reason i thought he was an utter prick was because he thought just because he was 18 meant that he could give me shit all of the time but heres the thing he was a skinny piece of shit and also a bloody shrimp of a person so when we got off the tram i was going off my head at him luckily my friends stopped me before it really got serious so from there we headed off to the printworks which is like a indoor building with alot clubs inside it but this is where the 2nd numbskull comes into play she is 17 and because she gets in all the clubs in our town she thought she would'nt need any ID for manchester now that is what i call one clever bastard ;-} i was wise to take my brothers ID because im only 16 but i got in everywhere but the 2 idiots could not get in anywhere and so they started complaing about how we should all go back to bury for a night out and i was going insane (just for the record BURY IS SHIT) anyway my prayers were answered when i went in Teasers which is a bar where all the hot women dance while ur trying to order a drink without being distracted so we all go in and guess who could'nt get in ? them 2 plus another girl but she was ok so we had enough and did not come out of the bar so we ditched them and our night got into gear and we were underway

after slobbering over the sexy dancers we started getting the drinks. So i get my drink and theres this woman cleaning up this water so i dash over there and start skidding on the puddle of water on the floor but then disaster struck when i split my quarter full bottle of smirnoff ice but all was not lost the woman got me another one for free YAY! and once again our my friends started dancing and then we got out picture taken and then that got put on a keyring for the cost of £3.50 which is not too bad i think it was worth every penny to be honest so 3 hours later we leave the bar and come across some people giving out cards to enter the sports bar for free but this women overheard us that it was our friends Birthday so she got us straight in and we got given 3 free shots i belive the shots were by a company called Corkys they were very nice and it was very cheap in this bar oh by the way this was called the sports bar so we had a few games of pool and got smashed on these WKD fakes called Vk they were brilliant and also very very cheap too. after that we all went to the nightclub which we stayed in for the rest of the night this club was called Walk about and what a club to walk about in 3 floors of heaven and women we were on the top floor for most of the night then we went to the 2nd floor which was deicated to rock and indy and that was a great night but downside was 2 of my mates could not get in because one was wearing boots so they stayed at the sports bar all night on vodkas and Vks. So we head back to the top floor because at the beginning of the night i asked the bloody DJ to put some dance music on by a group called soulwax and 2 hours later he still did'nt have it on and then 3 hours later i asked him again and then he said "sorry mate last song" so that annoyed me and then in comes a girl who starts dancing with my mate and tries getting off with and then she comes out with the reply of " sorry i have a boyfriend" I mean WTF! it turns out she was trying to steal his wallet out of his back pocket but fortunatly she failed which is good.

So we leave the club and all meet up in the end and what better way to end the night other than get a Subway meal and that went down a treat with my friends and hundreds of other people queing up for it. So at this point we only just check our watches and realise we have 15 minutes to catch a bus back home but we fail on this and end up waiting at the Malmaison hotel which is owned by non other than Simply red but we never went inside it :( but we did see and 1960s bread wagon outside it saying Malmaison ^^ so we order a mini bus which only cost us around about £28 but normally it would cost about £40 but we got given a good deal i think the reason for that was because it was a bag of crap and had never heard of the invention of suspension.

So i finally get home for 4:50am and i had work for 12pm that afternoon but that is a whole different story